A Potty Story

Not so very long ago, it was bath time. The kids were already jaybirds and the bath was filling. G had just finished going potty and E was very curious, so I put her on the potty next. 

G just laughed and laughed and when he caught his breath he told me, "Mommy, she can't go pee pee on the potty!" 

"Why?" I asked. 

I was expecting some comment about how she's too little or doesn't know how yet, but no...

"Because SHE only has a BUTT!"

So we all laughed hysterically for our own reasons.